every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.
Try is keyword.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!
i wanna know the story behind this
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language
when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name