I'm Still a Voice Actor!

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

loony-b:

loony-b:

loony-b:

I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!

WHAT

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

nashofficial:

when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

"im on a diet" i whisper as i order 3 pizzas, 25 burgers and 7 dead corpses

one of these is not like the others

Yeah 25 is a lot more than 7 and 3